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Are you a MYLF
(Mothers You'd Like to Friend)?
1. Your pregnant friend starts talking about her vaginal discharge. You:
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A: Totally relate
B. Are not quite sure what she’s talking about but nod your head knowingly nonetheless
C. Say “eww” and tell her you forgot you had an emergency mani-pedi appointment
2. Your friend just had her first baby. You:
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A. Organize a meal train for her and leave her a huge casserole outside her front door
B. Scour the baby registry for what is left and come over with gifts in hand hoping to hold the baby
C. Bring her a bottle of champagne which you end up drinking at her house because that crying baby is so damn loud
3. Your friend with a newborn looks tired. You:
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A. Ask her how she is sleeping, listen patiently then offer to hold the baby so she can nap
B. Bring her a copy of the cry-it-out book that worked for your cousin
C. Bring her some Clinique under eye concealer
4. Your friend’s baby spits up on your new sweater. You:
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A. Take off your sweater before your friend notices
B. Let your friend wipe it off with a cloth of dubious cleanliness
C. Send her the dry cleaning bill (it was cashmere!)
5. Your friend with a toddler complains she never has sex anymore. You:
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A. Offer to Babysit at your house overnight so she can have an all night sex fest
B. Commiserate and give her a copy of 50 Shades of Grey
C. Tell her all about the amazing sex you just had (so she can live vicariously through you of course)
SCORE:
Give yourself 10 points for every A, 5 Points for Every B and 1 point for every C
Score:
45-50
Welcome to the club! You are true MYLF!
25-44 You may or may not be a MYLF – watch a few episodes and take the quiz again.
5-24 You are probably more like FYLM Frienemy You’d Like to Muzzle
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